Turkey Deal

Dot Your Tees - Thursday, November 19, 2009
In the month of November, the Yankees won another World Series title, Sarah Palin posed for Playboy (correction:  her daughter's baby's daddy posed for Playgirl), and President Obama made it to the finals of Iron Chef: The Asian Tour.

What does this all mean?  Not much.  But, you can check out our Facebook fan page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/DotYourTees/91382213100) for good news of a Turkey Deal on a Free Shirt.  Enjoy!
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Halloween Contest

Dot Your Tees - Tuesday, October 13, 2009
OK...so here's a contest for you:  We're looking for the best Halloween costume that incorporates a Dot Your Tees shirt.  Send us a pic to info@dotyourtees.com.  The winner gets 10 free shirts and a cookie.  Thanks!
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Welcome College Students!

Dot Your Tees - Wednesday, September 30, 2009
You may be reading this because you just saw a flyer on campus or noticed a coupon under your door...we're glad you found us!  We know how big of a pain it is to do laundry in college, so Dot Your Tees has solved that problem for you.  Just buy enough funny shirts that you never have to do laundry again.  Problem solved.
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Serena and Dot Your Tees

Dot Your Tees - Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Dot Your Tees is pleased to partner with tennis great Serena Williams to help end world hunger.  We've enlisted Serena to use our funny shirts to feed the hungry and impoverished...in her words, she is going to "shove these [blank] shirts down their [blank] throats."  Thanks, Serena.

Taylor Swift was set to announce this exciting philanthropic partnership Sunday night before she was rudely interrupted by Kanye West.  Thanks, Taylor.
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One After 9.09.09: Dot Your Tees: Rock Band

Dot Your Tees - Thursday, September 10, 2009
While the release of The Beatles: Rock Band sparked quite a bit of interest yesterday, the bigger story is the blockbuster follow-up announced today.  Yes, Dot Your Tees: Rock Band will be coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you.  Relive some of your favorite Dot Your Tees tunes:  "Tees Tees Me," "Eight Shirts a Week," "Ob-La-Tee, Ob-La-Da," and "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Funny Shirts."
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Announcing "Tees for Clunkers"

Dot Your Tees - Wednesday, September 02, 2009
If you were waiting for the right moment to finally get rid of that hooptie on cinder blocks in your front yard, now is the time.  Dot Your Tees is currently using TARP money to do our part to stimulate the economy.  Trade in your rusty gas guzzler for $4,500 worth of funny t-shirts...hurry up, before we run out of cool shirts!
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Purple is the New Red

Dot Your Tees - Monday, August 24, 2009
You may have seen that Brett Favre unretired yet again last week.  Many speculated this was due to his longing to get back to competitive sports.  In an exclusive interview with Dot Your Tees, Favre actually admitted his decision was reached by listening to two of his mentors, Barney and Grimace.  Seems like the desire to get pummeled weekly while wearing purple outweighed the desire to live a life of leisure and luxury.

     
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Who is Y.E. Yang?

Dot Your Tees - Sunday, August 16, 2009

We didn’t know either until today.  Evidently he just upset the immortal Tiger Woods to win the PGA Championship.  In the post-round interview, he attributed today’s success to wearing his lucky DotYourTees shirt and eating some mean Korean BBQ before teeing off.  Thanks for the shout out, Y.E.!

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Free Health Care!

Dot Your Tees - Wednesday, August 12, 2009
This week only, if you buy a shirt you will receive free health care!  You probably heard us ask the question yesterday at President Obama's town hall meeting in New Hampshire:

DotYourTees:  Mr. President, is it true that if a person buys a shirt this week from DotYourTees, he/she will receive free health care?

President Obama:  Yes.
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Top Secret

Dot Your Tees - Saturday, August 01, 2009
We have been working on some very exciting new developments that will be sure to add excitement to your life and lower your cholesterol.  For the last few weeks we've been huddled 300 feet below the Earth's surface in a compression chamber we've been subletting from NORAD.  While we can't share too many details about our top secret news, let's just say we're pioneering a process that combines nuclear fusion and fermentation to create superior clothing for our fellow homo sapiens.  More details to follow.
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